Time for the weekly insanity udate, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). This week we include a special mini-CARNIVAL OF THE ALITO CONFIRMATION INSANITIES!
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SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!
1. Porcine fluorescence. Can glow-in-the-dark humans be next? And, who knew that chicken wings were so dangerous??
2. Founding Fathers suicidal? Don't count on it.
3. Joker's wild. The MSM expresses its deeply-held belief about the character of the President.
4. What a bunch of sweethearts.
5. Senator Tookie? OK, that was mean.
6. Oh dear lord. What did the American people do to deserve this? C3PO for President --again?
7. BET announces more awards .
8. Fair and balanced cat news. It's about time.
9. Parentus Interruptus (hat tip: SC&A)
10. Fake, but accurate: a final exam for a journalism class!
11. No Naked Sex.
12. What will he feel next? Inquiring minds want to know.
13. By Williams Tennessee, I presume? (hat tip: Instapundit)
14. Yet another gaping security hole.
15. Best Blonde Joke EVER. You'll eventually get it.
16. Maybe it should be the HCLU?
Carnival of The Alito Confirmation Insanities (mini-version)
1. At least Alito has an open mind. More than you can say for some.
2. A senator who has become a parody of himself .
3. Senators' vs. Normal people's learning curve is 8667 : 1 (or thereabouts)
4. Achilles had a heel, and Biden has a mouth...coincidence? I don't think so. Or... the Senate hearings could consider scrapping Senator Biden....? Some think he is doomed.
5. She exhibited one of the few truly reasonable reactions to the whole affair, it seems to me. .
6. Mrs. Alito, Swift Boat Veterans, and Leftist conspiracty theories. Some people might alternately conclude that there might have been a "conspiracy" to assassinate the character of a honest and decent human being who happens to be a conservative.
7. The true compassion of the Left - only their emotions are worthy of respect.
8. Separated at birth?
9. Compare and contrast. Ok, that was really mean.
10. The hearings in haiku ! Much more interesting!!
11. Don't forget the pie fight!
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