1. Sign me up! And, by the way, I'm not sure JK Rowling will use this title.
2. We have met the enemy and he is...NOT us.
3. Blame is on the
4. The religion of homophobia.
6. Somebody should write a rock opera about this...
7. Tired of being shot by security forces? This Canadian has the solution, sort of.
8. Perhaps he was trained by Howard Stern?
9. Brave new world, indeed!
10. The fishmonger of the DNC.
11. Yes, who wouldn't fall for such a clever trick?
12. The medical tragedy of "Huff-Lag".
13. A sequel to the movie "The Wedding Crasher".
14. Cocaine users are justifiably upset by this brilliant plan.
15. An unwanted visitor to the Gates of Vienna.
16. Top Secret Democratic strategy meeting--exposed!
17. Some people never grow up or mature.
18. But it was just a joke, for heaven's sake!!