Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.
Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!
1. Taliban "ettiquette for terrorists": it's oh so proper to kill teachers--but only in the name of God the kind and merciful please.
2. Bureaucratic warfare at its finest! Plus CNN efforts to encourage class warfare
3. Lifestyles of the rich and fascist. Lifestyles of the powerful and stupid. Not to mention the clueless and politically correct.
4. John Kerry and the Bishop: a morality play in one act! John Kerry and the dopes stuck in Irak.
5. A new kind of Nobel Peace Prize to fit the postmodern era! Why not nominate the two whackjobs in this photo? At least someone's starting to like those genocidal, anti-Semite, nuke-wanting mullahs! Probably not Wolf Blitzer, though.
6. Ahmadinejad to hold conference to study if earth really revolves around the sun? And a proposal for a counter-conference...
7. We all know who's responsible...watch the movie trailer! Olmert's big mouth (
8. The world will never know--not if the MSM has anything to say about it! They only listen to the real experts in this war. LOL! Personally I have no doubts about either his feminity or that he is an appeasement-monger.
9. A new email scam makes the rounds.... as does a new fashion statement. Can this company patent a ham sandwich? How about a hamburglar?
10. Liberty? We don't need no stinkin' liberty. And clearly, we also don't need no stinkin' journalists who are patriotic and have ties to the military reporting on the Iraq war!
11. And here I thought baseless conspiracy theories was what they were all about! Surely this must be a blow to their conspiracy fantasies....Yet another blow to their fantasies! Not a good week for them, I guess.
12. Guys and gals, looking for that perfect gift? Jewelry that says, "I hate you."
Probably not a good choice in this situation, however!
13. Scientific information from North Korea that will change your life forever!
14. Ask Gore when the movie about this serious environmental threat is coming out. Proof that human evolution is destroying the planet (see previous link). There's an Al Gore joke in here somewhere, too.
15. Ze worst disease in ze world. Next to insomnia, of course.
16. WWJD ? Refuse to debate of course ! Just what we need: a Ferengi in the White House?
17. Primordial precepts--the solar system inside out. You've got to keep the cosmos in perspective.
18. Something is up in the shlong sciences! And if you don't believe it, then check out "the small penis rule" Who knew? Just a cock and bull story. Exposing your kucinich in public??
19. Rush Limbaugh's cat (not related to Schroedinger's cat) and George Clooney's pig (not related to Charlotte)
20. I thought it already had peaked...well it better get on with it an decrease the surplus population! Bah Humbug.
21. OK, a little eye candy for the last entry in the Carnival...enjoy!
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