WOULDN'T IT BE LOVERLY ?

or
A Psychiatrist's Lament
(with apologies to Lerner and Lowe)

All I want is for there to be,
A small amount of sanity
As we debate each policy,
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of people who want to preach,
Lots of others who only screech.
Free hearts, free minds, free speech!
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

Oh so loverly when I listen to the news each day
No hysteria expressed
In everything they say.

No more making the news PC,
No more talk of 'insurgency'; or endless negativity
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

All I want is for there to be
Somewhat less insanity
On this Supreme Court nominee
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

Loverly...loverly....

(and so on, ad infinitum)