THE NAME OF PLAME MAKES EVERYONE INSANE

(Sung to the tunes of "Poor Professor Higgens" and "The Rain in Spain")

MEDIA:
Poor Saddam Hussein!
Poor Saddam Hussein!
Night and day
He pines away! Oh, poor Saddam Hussein!

All day long he thinks about the time when he was the number one;
Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat;
Doesn't have much fun!

Poor Saddam Hussein!
Poor Saddam Hussein!! His WMD was fantasy;
Oh, poor Saddam Hussein!

Just because he killed some Kurds
He not as bad as neo-nerds!
It was an illegal war...! He really still is quite a star!!
So enter a “ Not Guilty” plea,
We're on your side, we hope you see!

Bush is evil, he will pay. Pounding pounding in our brain.
Saddam's just misunderstood—as proof, we offer "Plame"...

FITZGERALD:
The Name of Plame is making me Insane!

WILSON:
By George, indict them! I said indict them!
Now, once again what is her name?

THE LEFT:
It is Plame! It is Plame!

WILSON:
And who's mentioned that name?

THE LEFT:
Our bane! Our bane! (now, what’s his name?)

ALL:
The name of Plame will make the Right insane!
The name of Plame will make the Right insane!

MEDIA:
In Halubja, Haditha and Harvard...?

THE LEFT::
...Terrorism hardly happens!

PLAME:
How kind of you to use my name!

WILSON:
Now once again, what is her name?

THE LEFT:
It is Plame! It is Plame!

WILSON:
And who's whispering her name?

THE LEFT:
Karl, our bane! Our bane!

ALL:
The Name of Plame Makes Everyone Insane!

**SPECULATION ALERT** Is it just a coincidence that“Saddam Hussein” happens to rhyme with "Plame"? I don't think so....