CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - August 10

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Don't argue! See how much the left worships free speech. NOT. See how much the left needs to rewrite history so that they win. So, let the trials begin in good hands! Bush and Cheney will be sorry they were so foolish as to do things in a non-leftist mode.

2. Oh yeah, don't forget the 'profits for me, not for thee' philosophy (they aren't profits--they're entitlements)

3. In a huff. But you know what? She would make a decent energy secretary. The adoration of the magi vagi could well induce a bit of...hubris.

4. You might be a racist if......But, skinny is the new racism... Ectomorphs of the world, unite !! At least find a comfy chair.

5. Birds of a feather... Obama and Paris? They're joking, right? Right? Oh, dear--he's a useful idiot, but the AntiChrist? Somebody tell the left about psychological projection, please.

6. The One has two? But basically folks, America sucks--unless of course it has the vision and courage to elect him.

7. The modern equivalent of religious edicts in the West is political incorrectness. E.g., a Green Dictatorship. An 'inability to understand context'? I'd call it concrete thinking with a twist of projection.

8. Well they'd like it to be 'none of our business' until they get around to destroying us.

9. Appropriate Olympic mascot for the administrative detention triathlon. Leni Riefenstahl, call your office....oh, wait, "training to be fully developed Communist people," i.e., robots in the service of the state. Dear leader guides the way.

10. He certainly did do 'astounding things'. What a good judge of character the Great One's turned out to be! Now, name that party!

11. Psssst. Wanna know why she really closed Congress?

12. Hard to believe it could have gotten uglier, but these two groups rise to exceed all expectations. Meanwhile, Nissan pisses off the Saudis, who lack any sense of humor about such things.

13. Amazing! Who would have ever thought to use kitty litter as a house deodorizer? Since it is only 135 shopping days until Christmas make sure you put it on your list!

14. Totally off the deep end into the depths of paranoid fantasy. No wonder they swear a lot.

15. Hunk alert! Louse alert! (calling him gay is an insult to gays).

16. When not to call 911.

17. Anybody ever heard of the statute of limitations?

18. Maybe it's time to wean yourself off the TV and go watch some dock dogs instead!

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - AUGUST 3 OBAMARAMA

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Hubris......Ludacris? Not the rapper he knew...Simply ludicrous...and under that infamous bus. Another former friend found on faceBarackbook.

2. On a wing and a prayer. If he's taken up with another woman, he'll definitely need the prayers!

3. Pop quiz. The hopium of the masses? Whether it's legal tender or plug nickels, he'll make a mint! But he's dropping in the polls. Maybe he needs a new theme song...no, not the Ludacris one.

4. Oh dear...where'd that mojo go? Barack Hitler Obama?? Tsk Tsk. Another racist attack.

5. The Church of Saint Obama---or, Saint Batman. Wonder Woman (get out of her way, Republican scum!)...or Mighty Mouse?

6. The published energy solution! And it's sooooooo simple! The unpublished energy solutions..

7. Hot dogs that can kill you (and I'm not talking about the One, i.e., the Carter of the 21st century.) The only solution? Get Drunk and Vote For McCain.

8. Secret charms...and looking for innuendo in all the wrong places. This was just an ugly, vicious attack...remind me again what "ugly" and "vicious" mean? Playing the racist orphan card.

9. Secretary of state...dear Lord, NO! Not to mention the possibility of AG.

10. It's a matter of priorities. What's more threatening, after all--Al Qaeda or UFO's? I'll bet he was working on a stealth UFO!

11. More than a hijab! Much more. Who could have ever conceived such a thing was possible in this politically correct day and age? Religious tolerance--NOT.
Mohammed brand condoms?

12. I'll take my power extra crispy, please.

13. Geo-narcissism. Blacks hardest hit by climate change! Just another death to lay at the door of global warming. Time for Gore-El to act!

14. Just imagine what would happen to prices if we did something other than talk about it!

15. Leave it to the communists to harness all that 'mental power'...I think it's called collective slavery.

16. Committing a felony is the new 'victimhood'--really, she's breaking my heart with her plight.

17. Gender-based instructions on how to use the ATM. Very helpful. Tennis is the thrifty person's golf?

18. Evil overlords rejoice!

19. Internet phenomena that came and went.

20. The king of fruit?

21. Grow old gracefully?

22. This week Google shut down my blog as spam (true--it's fortunate I am on hiatus except for the COTI). That's why I devoted most of this week's COTI to mocking the Dem's messiah. Let's see if they shut me down again. This is only a test.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - July 27

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Maybe you can make Allah kebobs out of it to celebrate Islamic 'Human Rights' Day? Allah knows they are so very tolerant....and persistent!

2. You just can make this stuff up...except in Arab and Islamic countries, of course. Has anybody seen his Gays? Mother from hell likely going there soon...though not soon enough.

3. Things the MSM doesn't want you to know about Iraq (what they DO want you to know). Things Obama doesn't want you to know about Iraq. Things the politically correct don't want you to know about terrorism.

4. And the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us. And we saw his glory. Looking for salvation in all the wrong places? Really sensitive about religion. The Obama campaign is an insanity that just keeps on giving!

5. The audacity of arrogance. Really incredible arrogance. But then, we keep seeing that, don't we? Maybe we are looking for President Hasselhoff? "Ich bin ein.....con artist?"

6. Surge Purge? Storm surge not working because HE controls the oceans....in some bizzaro world, perhaps. That's not the image of a bat...it's a "W"!! (Actually, go see this movie and decide for yourself--I had the same reaction as the author when I saw it).

7. Two families for the two Americas he talks about. Rejected by the NY Times! But turnabout is fair play.

8. OMG! Bloggers have opinions??? Who knew? Or that the political left demands conformity! (even as it preaches "diversity")

9. Why would they want educated pets? Krazy Kats Kan get you Kommitted.

10. Remind me never to move back to California.

11. An exercise in cultural cussing idioms......The "N" word....and the "A", "B", "C" etc etc words too!

12. NASA, flush with success , seems to have teamed up with these morons....certainly aliens have visited space.

13. Whiskers of glory? Give me a break. They love it on an abstract level, but they're not in love with it.

14. Little known fact about vacations and rain. Even therapists need some fun.

15. Memin Pinguin? Never heard of him. Wealthy... for all the good it does them.


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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - July 20

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. "Indifferent to the war's outcome"-- Ya think??? Just the facts (or not)....Facts are obsolete. Afghanistan is the 'good war' for the left, but it's just a matter of time. First we still need a plan to lose in Iraq.

2. KFC as an indisputable sign of progress...yummm.

3. More insanity from the left's Guantanamo follies. They're all jihadis victims now as well as mass murderers. Heil Hezbullah.

4. Oh dear. Now we've insulted Muslims again. He's right, the Christian faith insults Muslims. I mean, let's face it, our very existence seems to insult them.


5. Now they're insulting housewives! How dare they!! Americans are far to stupid to understand, so satire and humor must be avoided at all costs. Here's something for all the irony-challenged leftists (or is that irony-deficient leftists?) Cartoons for the perpetually offended.

6. Comedians in love....ahhhhhhhhh.

7. The magical nuts of Obama. OK, I know that wasn't on the list.... Here is a great O joke contest--none of which would make the list

8. Do you have an Urge to Purge that Surge? Or how about purging everything you were wrong about? History is malleable, after all.

9. Out, out damned spot

10. The historical subtext of man and politics.

11. Isn't this interesting? I guess that old 'psychology' thing Bush was talking about is already starting to work... but clearly it's just a hoax according to the wise (and psychologically clueless) Pelosi.

12. Narcissism run amok. Even the shrinks are getting sarcastic about it.

13. Further evidence of the banality of evil. Not to mention the banality of a college 'education'.

14. Stop the destruction of our environment! Drill, Drill, Drill! The great vegetarian conspiracy and the enemies of freedom.

15. Oh happy day! And in many ways Republicans and Democrats are much the same: failure is not an option; so hold your nose, get drunk and vote 4 McCain! Heh heh.

16. The latest beach fashions. Must be some form of anti-Japanese guerilla-style art or something.

17. Are you a 'chav'? Are you bugged? Do you traumatize your infant?

18. Too cruel to the poor donkey? Asstounding. You will be healed if only you believe! And there are beliefs we can believe in right here!

19. Ward Cleaver had some good advice for all such situations.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - July 13

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. You mean the Iranians...lie???? (gasp!) But I'm sure we can trust them. Let's talk! Paper tiger...or Iranzilla! Iranian fauxtography to the nth degree.

2. Maybe this is what they actually meantabout wiping Israel from the map? It an Osamanation!

3. Not the 'Story of the Year' anymore. Yawwwwwwwn.

4. Isn't it amazing how many missiles hit 'wedding parties'--just like tornadoes hit trailer parks?

5. Glowbama. Another day, another halo. Did you help him snag the nomination?? He did stay in a Holiday Inn Express more than once, however.

6. It's more an 'ignorance' watch than a messiah watch, though Case in point.

7. Ten Reasons Jews should vote Obama. Heh. Losing hope? How about a unifying testes excision or, is his manhood in danger?

8. Who says socialism doesn't work? Clearly it works for someone. Single party government hell....

9. "How dare you call us whiners," they whined. Let's stop all those racist babies! Nip it in the bud.

10. Finally some serious research on global warming! Meanwhile, NASA confronts the dreaded 'black hole' problem that afflicts the planet.

11. The globally-warmed generation? Globally stupid, more like. Goin' Green! But be careful or you might catch this disease. Here he comes to save the day!

12. The end of Britain? Not with a bang, but....

13. A new kind of hair tonic.

14. Is a college degree worth anything these days? Probably not much more than a pet....although they can be pretty expensive too. And very tasty.

15. Brains and brawn finally come together.

16. Confess! Girls just wanna have fun ...or something like that....don't they?

17. When the UFO hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

18. A class act all the way. Which is more than you can say for many of his colleagues. RIP, Tony.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - July 6

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Iranian paranoia and delusion for all to see. Iranian oppression for all to [not]see (BTW, here's Mrs. A in a less discrete moment and here's her puppy--see #5). You've got to wonder why the Code Pinkos aren't vehemently protesting the humiliation of women by an evil regime...oh wait! They're way too busy humiliating themselves.

2. Al Jazeera: "a crusader for truth in the murky mass of Zionist influenced media ? Yeah right. That's rich.

3. These pathetic villains are now down to "Plan C". They can't win as long as there are those who stand up to them.

4. Living in a gangster's paradise Muslim fantasy.

5. Yawn. More Muslim outrage ,,,can you say, "idiocy"? Politically incorrect, I know, but this sort of thing makes me want to go out and buy a dog and bring it to the University. Let's really generate some rage by suggesting that this fashion company design a burka ....

6. TouCHE ! What a bunch of stupid douCHE bags they are in FARC... Video w/ translation. Paranoia and delusion on the left (typical).

7. Buyer's remorse sets in....but he's just trying to win... friends and influence people. That's not a smear, that's reality. Who is actually smearing whom? It's a little Obamachiavelliesque, don't you think?

8. Here's a motivational poster to help all the lefty bloggers in a tizzy because He ain't really the Messiah after all. But he'll do for these losers. A cult is born ...a man for all seasonings.

9. The end of conservatism? Somebody better tell Rush.

10. Heh heh. Communist Red tide.

11. If you’re looking for a wife, a girlfriend or if you’re just a misanthropic asshole with a voyeuristic thing for the absurd and the grotesque, THIS SITE IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!

12. Prostitutes hit hardest by rising gas prices! Who knew? Somebody better tell Harry. Meanwhile the speculators in 'Big Peaches' are set to cause fruit prices to skyrocket!

13. Will it be stable and sturdy enough to handle not just the global warming alarmists themselves, but their massive egos, too? Probably not. Clearly, everyone should sacrifice their child for the sake of the whales, right? Babies are only so we can gratify our narcissistic urges to have fun, after all.

14. Progressive 'patriotism', which is to say, no patriotism at all--and proud of it. Frankly, I want a President who puts the country first .....The self-delusion never seems to end with these Bozo's.

15. Our love/hate relationship with clowns.

16. One nation, under YOU! Did you know you can be excommunicated from the Church of Satan for doing bad stuff??? I thought that was the whole point, but even then you get your just desserts.

17. An amazing play...

18. The new kind of vacation.

19. Regarding the imminent homeless problem created by astronomers.

20. Man-boobs can be very nurturing. Is that a Freudian slip bra?

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BLOGGING HIATUS UPDATE

Just to let everyone know, I expect to be back blogging at the end of the summer, probably shortly after Labor Day--if all goes well. I am working on a book and several other projects and frankly not much missing blogging about the insanity of this election campaign. I intend to continue posting the Carnival of the Insanities every Sunday, and limit my commentary to the sarcasm there.

Thanks for being patient.

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 29

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. You have to admit, this is very progressive of Al Qaeda. Not as many negative consequences as this progressive policy, though. Listen to the Jihadist Safety Consultant!

2. Can you believe your eyes? Apparently not. Faking a catch has nowhere near the repercussions of Faking a killing. Miraculous cure? Antisemitism runs deep....pictures are worth thousands of words.

3. History is repeating itsef...in academia...and in the MSM. The Times it ain't a-changin'.

4. Islamophobia? Just the same old strategy to oppress freedom of speech. But they can't win unless we let them. Meanwhile, do Canadians hate free speech? ...Not as much as the UN. I have to admit, this just makes me want to say negative things about Islam for the hell of it :-)

5. Hizbullahburger. But would they meet criteria under Democratic sharia law? Sex and the single girl-child. A Muslim revival--or just more identity politics?

6. Go ahead...ki$$ his a$$. That's the reality of today's political relationships.

7. The incredible shrinking coverage... Liars' Roundup.

8. It's a dog's world! Some say it's really Justice Kennedy's world.

9. Fac me cocleario vomere! Fearmongering? Pimp my Greyhound! Faux seal can't deal with the mockery, thrown under bus with others.

10. The Hindu monkey god supports the One. But then it was just a matter of time... Ok, the world is crazier than even I imagined. The phrase 'NASA scientist' is fast becoming an oxymoron.

11. 'Swiftboating' as a premptive device. Just plain nasty.

12. Think of the kittens! This is cozy.

13. Taking s**t from liberals and cleaning it up for years.... And, who will defend freedom then?

14. Is anyone really surprised that some of our elected representatives are deadbeats?

15. This is cute. Gone to Fox News every one... Women dig the evil triad.

16. There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in our philosophies.... like a stringy, multiverse thingy.

17. And there's also more trash noise everywhere you go these days.

18. One of the more creative excuses I've heard.

19. I can't figure out how to end the COTI! Oh wait...here's just a few of the things we can expect when the Great One is President. Oh happy day!

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 22

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. He probably shouldn't start enumerating the benefits of bombing Iran.... All you need to know about the coming Israeli /Iran confrontation...? It makes sense in a weird, wonderful way, though. No sex for Jews? I don't think that will solve the problem...because the problem is with the Hamas password....

2. Truce? We don't have to abide by no stinkin' truce. Ya think?

3. Meanwhile, Britain Foils Plot to Deliver Tasty Recipes, Lively Home Decoration Concepts. Those Brits are something! Anyway, to make a long story short: in a sane world, this reporting would get a Pulitzer Prize. Since we live in a crazy world, it will simply be ignored.

4. Supreme folly? Then there's that American Gulag...my civil rights have been shrinking by the millisecond while the terrorists' rights have grown exponentially. Criminal psychopathic entitlement is a neverending story.

5. If only angels governed men!

6. The Chicago quagmire continues. Obamawan Kenobi to the rescue.

7. Pooh would also fit right in on Presidential Nominee Obama's seal....What they don't show you should tell you all you need to know. Notice on the Messiah's seal that the SHIELD has disappeared? Well, here's the secret to his success.

8. Whitey has no reason to be insulted. In fact, those who disagree must be dealt with appropriately. It all depends on what is true, after all? Right? Hope, Change and Race-Baiting....ahhhhh yes, the New Politics. Let the healing begin!

9. Collective madness. Who runs the Department of Gangsta Rap Promotion?

10. He must be receiving some right wing emails (or reading/downloading some other crAP)...someone alert Bloomberg!

11. Obamachewitz, more like. Sweet and fruity.

12. Now this is a perfect example of why free markets actually work. Why we're happy. And, why we aren't. There will be many unintended economic consequences of gay marriage, I suspect.

13. 'Special rapporteur' is rather grandiose--perhaps he thinks he owns the asylum? And this guy should be one of the inmates, but instead he runs a country. Stay vigilant, netroots! Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get him (and you..bwahahahaha).

14. Personally, I'm hoping for this kind of record voter turnout by Democrats in November.

15. In the beginning... there was Al; and one hopes he won't ever march naked for mother earth.

16. And psychiatrists who keep making up clinical disorders must have a clinical disorder! The judge would probably prefer this be treated this with prozac instead. Talk about judicial folly!

17. Speaking of clinical disorders: this is more like a folie a deaux seventeen.

18. Lt. First Crass reporting for duty....I think he knows how to give umbrage all right.

19. That would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie...oh yeah. Ice, ice, baby. Fast food.

20. What's a Gribbles ID? Good news for the bleary-eyed!

21. Those who forget distort the past are doomed.... that's why we should drill here, drill now.

22. What was so great about a Mac again?

23. Going analog! Looks like either I started a trend....or everyone's just getting burned out by the endless insanity.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 15 - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Suffering from Motoon Rage? Perhaps they need to deal with their democratophobia, before we take their complaints about Islamophobia seriously? And maybe they could tone down their desire to make us submit--just a little?

2. Surrender your principles--for your own good, or else! UN Inspector Clousseau to the rescue!

3. They're just preparing the next generation for the glorious future; otoh, they shouldn't object to a little counter-preparation, should they?

4. You expect this sort of thing from the Middle East, but from Canada? Of course, you don't expect it from the US either....

5. Hey, everybody! It's Zionist Lies Week! Isn't that special?

6. Gotta admire the Irish.

7. Sheer insanity. But it ain't just Dems who suffer from this particular symptom.... OTOH, they make it an art form.

8. Why why why do they idolize this guy??? The handwriting is on the wall! Or on the lawn?

9. A nasty bit of sleaze. But we already knew he had no class.

10. War injuries, what war injuries? But, you know, the Obamessiah is above all that...he just sends his proxies in to do battle.

11. He was sent all right, but not from heaven, I think. Or, was he? A trophy wife? "Whitey" is every bit as rotten as she [didn't] say. Di d'you?

12. He's ready to engage the real enemy....causing second thoughts in some quarters....

13. "Die and vote!" is all part of the new vote late, vote postmortem drive to get out the undead vote.

14. It's seared, seared, into Seattle's memory!

15. Hillary can still win! And, if she doesn't, she can get even. Apparently, she's already started, just in case. The best defense is a good offense, after all. Post-primary dump?

16. You mean they don't work??? There goes my major strategy for endless youth.

17. Something to do in the Antarctic besides all that boring research! But there might be a problem even there.... Sex and the single Muslim woman.

18. What is the right amount of blogging? Too much? Too little? What's the right amount of profit, for that matter?

19. The most morally abhorent movie ever made? That's saying a lot. This one could give it some competition. It would be better to get some sleep or work on home maintenance.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 8

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Those damned neocons neolibs are at it again...as long as it is not in our national interest it is perfectly OK--moral even.

2. Our friends, the Iraqis.... but it's a sensitive cultural and religious issue. Sheesh, what a great religion; their tolerance and compassion are stunning. Dialogue, redefined.

3. They made his nose too big! What a sniveling martyr.

4. Maybe "stressing them" is not enough. I suspect they need a complete nervous breakdown before they'll stop. At least then--and only then--would a shrink do them any good.

5. Somewhere between Rodney King's "Can't we just get along?" and Alfred E. Neuman's "What, me worry?" and other "apologies"--in other words, painfully inadequate.

6. FurUncle Joe. A real collectivist.

7. Let's trade her for Susan Sarandon! What the envirofascists really want from us--in just a single cartoon!

8. Lot's of people under that bus.... Here's a solution for Obama's biggest problem, now that hill has finally frozen over! Too bad she can't take back what she already said, isn't it? I understand Obama admires tenacity...in some things only, apparently.

9. If we can send a man to the moon.... then why not Mars? (I have a suggestion !).

10. Oh, Jesus. If anything goes wrong, it will be GWB's fault, don't ya know?

11. FoBO. And more friends....Hey, he hardly knew them! About that Michelle Obama tape--real video! CHANGE!

12. Poor Mama Moonbat! The left has found another god/goddess to worship. And other things to protest in creative ways. Words of advice from Che.

13. They believe success is NOT AN OPTION! So, who needs a military? War, what is it good for? Well, defeating evil, for one thing.

14. Undercover Muslim? Definitely an expert in fertilizer....

15. Somebody get that man a [moral] compass! Somebody get today's journalists one, too.

16. This is what passes for "human rights" on the left, can lobster rights be far behind?! And, of course, Wright rights.

17. Stop bugging yourself! You may never look at your cell phone the same way again! Papers, please.

18. Modern relationships are incredibly strange. No room at the Inn.... It's a 'logic-free zone' , indeed. But, family is family.

19. King of Beasts. The monkey singularity?

20. Tacky is as tacky does. And speaking of tacky--or tasteless, anyway--show him your genitals.

21. The NY Times? They don't know turkey from Turkey.

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CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 1

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

DURING MY BLOGGING HIATUS, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THE CARNIVAL EVERY SUNDAY! So keep those entries coming in, and try to get them to me by Saturday. If you have questions, go here before submitting an entry. You can also submit an entry via Blog Carnival.

Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

Also, a link back to the Carnival if your submitted post is included would be appreciated...and some extremely harsh penalties await those who do not comply with this simple and reasonable request!

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. The times they are a-changin' , all right. OTOH, some things remain the same--A++ !

2. While Al Qaeda admits defeat in Iraq, Pelosi pushes her 'Path to Peace'. Yeah, that will work. Perhaps we should take them a bit more seriously?

3. They aren't very nice people but Pelosi, et al, think they are.... I know! Let's all walk around with tee shirts with crusader crosses on them and pretend we don't know what that means!

4. It's the great war on... nothing in particular which makes up the axis of not-so-evil. That's why he'll meet with one, but not the other.

5. It's a kick against progress. They have an absolute right to be terrorists!

6. Only one religion can be taught in public schools these days, with the exception of this one of course. I wonder if that's because both are so 'scientifically' based that the left feels comfortable promoting them? Or is it the usual double standard that applies? See you in court.

7. Bush's lapdog narrowly escapes! But wouldn't you rather be Bush's lapdog than the left's mascot?

8. Now here's a contrast for you. Underneath all that 'hope and change' BS beats the heart of a very ambitious man.

9. They are all collectivists.... but we are all anarchists now. Why is this not shocking? Birds of a feather....

10. "I can no more disown him than I can the Black Community...." It's getting crowded under that bus. He needs to practice the visionary thing a bit more.

11. Bad news for the internet? Don't curse, or else you might be very sorry.

12. The Untied States? These guys are judging a writing contest? It's an Obamanation in Obamamerica.

13. What happens when you don't trash your boss? But any Benedict Arnold wannabe can now make a mint telling his story .

14. How many more ways can Jimmy Carter prove to the world what an ass he is? The man is simply amazing. And, speaking of that, can a vagina be an ass? Would it matter? Should asses be put in jail?

15. The left isn't gonna like this. Or this. And especially not this.

16. Academic fascism? Hitler would be so proud. Yes, do consider the moral implications. Clearly, the sun is setting for the British Empire.

17. A neat litttle widget for the up-and-coming envirofascist!

18. The frog of horror! Possibly a worse horror: the price of gas!

19. The poetry of dating. Female trekkies have all the fun!

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