Sunday, June 22, 2008

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - June 22

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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Try to make it funny, ironic, or clearly insane, people...I get a lot of "self-help" stuff that doesn't seem particularly funny or even ironic to me--and, if it doesn't seem that way to me, then its likely it won't be included-- unless it just happens to fit in with one of the COTI themes for the week.

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REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. He probably shouldn't start enumerating the benefits of bombing Iran.... All you need to know about the coming Israeli /Iran confrontation...? It makes sense in a weird, wonderful way, though. No sex for Jews? I don't think that will solve the problem...because the problem is with the Hamas password....

2. Truce? We don't have to abide by no stinkin' truce. Ya think?

3. Meanwhile, Britain Foils Plot to Deliver Tasty Recipes, Lively Home Decoration Concepts. Those Brits are something! Anyway, to make a long story short: in a sane world, this reporting would get a Pulitzer Prize. Since we live in a crazy world, it will simply be ignored.

4. Supreme folly? Then there's that American Gulag...my civil rights have been shrinking by the millisecond while the terrorists' rights have grown exponentially. Criminal psychopathic entitlement is a neverending story.

5. If only angels governed men!

6. The Chicago quagmire continues. Obamawan Kenobi to the rescue.

7. Pooh would also fit right in on Presidential Nominee Obama's seal....What they don't show you should tell you all you need to know. Notice on the Messiah's seal that the SHIELD has disappeared? Well, here's the secret to his success.

8. Whitey has no reason to be insulted. In fact, those who disagree must be dealt with appropriately. It all depends on what is true, after all? Right? Hope, Change and Race-Baiting....ahhhhh yes, the New Politics. Let the healing begin!

9. Collective madness. Who runs the Department of Gangsta Rap Promotion?

10. He must be receiving some right wing emails (or reading/downloading some other crAP)...someone alert Bloomberg!

11. Obamachewitz, more like. Sweet and fruity.

12. Now this is a perfect example of why free markets actually work. Why we're happy. And, why we aren't. There will be many unintended economic consequences of gay marriage, I suspect.

13. 'Special rapporteur' is rather grandiose--perhaps he thinks he owns the asylum? And this guy should be one of the inmates, but instead he runs a country. Stay vigilant, netroots! Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get him (and you..bwahahahaha).

14. Personally, I'm hoping for this kind of record voter turnout by Democrats in November.

15. In the beginning... there was Al; and one hopes he won't ever march naked for mother earth.

16. And psychiatrists who keep making up clinical disorders must have a clinical disorder! The judge would probably prefer this be treated this with prozac instead. Talk about judicial folly!

17. Speaking of clinical disorders: this is more like a folie a deaux seventeen.

18. Lt. First Crass reporting for duty....I think he knows how to give umbrage all right.

19. That would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie...oh yeah. Ice, ice, baby. Fast food.

20. What's a Gribbles ID? Good news for the bleary-eyed!

21. Those who forget distort the past are doomed.... that's why we should drill here, drill now.

22. What was so great about a Mac again?

23. Going analog! Looks like either I started a trend....or everyone's just getting burned out by the endless insanity.

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