ROCKET MEN BOYS

(With apologies to Elton John)

The mullahs sent the missles down pre-war
Zero hour nine a.m.
And Assad's just waking up by then;
Hezbollah hates the Jews so much--much more than life
It makes them froth and foment constant strife,
as they make plans for endless war...

And they think it's gonna be a long long time
Till justice brings them round again to find
They're only bullies playing with their toys
But oh oh oh, they say they're rocket men!
Rocket men--but they're flaccid little rocket boys.

Pyongyang ain't a place to raise your kid
In fact it's just like hell
And there's no food to feed them if you did;
But they got rockets now to make Kim big
And that's his dream, cause he's so small;
He's says he's a rocket man, a rocket man!

And he thinks it's gonna be a long long time
Till justice brings him round again to find
He's just a bully playing with his toys
But oh oh oh, he says he's a rocket man!
A rocket man, but he's just another flaccid rocket boy.

Hamas has special rockets all uncircumscised,
They want their state and eat it too;
You might think their goal was realized
But their biggest dream is "kill the Jew!"
They wanna be rocket men...

And they think it's gonna be a long long time
Till justice brings them round again to find
They're only bullies playing with their toys
But oh oh oh, they say they're rocket men!
Rocket men--but they're flaccid little rocket boys.

And they think it's gonna be a long long time...