Sunday, July 02, 2006

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. First Amendment martyrs? They expose secrets, destroy national security operations and put Americans at risk during a war--and THEY are the poor helpless victims? Yeah right. Meanwhile, Erich Licthblau remains on a roll. And Keller speaks (sort of ).

2. Occasionally (not often) they regret the error. But its on page C-26.

3. Just the usual sort of insanity we've all come to expect from the U.N. They really have convinced themselves that these guys are morally superior? Oh the victimhood!

4. Here are some cool facts about John Bolton's mustache. Personally, I think he would make an excellent Secretary General when the current one leaves later this year.

5. We expect it from the U.N., but FIFA ???? Soccer killing fields.

6. Hitchen's blows it? Nice errr... job.

7. Just your standard "mom and pop" type business.

8. Supermensch? Or, a not so super, man?

9. How did Bob Dole's luggage get on Rush's plane? There's a "simple" explanation.

10. The real problem seems to be Islamophilia. Look around for a moment and see what is being done in Islam's name. Meanwhile the UN (them again!) say we should give the barbarians "a chance". Nice.

11. Why Osama et al hate the Shia. These guys have very long memories.

12. An interesting statement--except that most of them never left the 60's to begin with!

13. Hip hop whiners.

14. An environmentalist's worse nightmare---"Earth to Gore" ? This is definitely someone's worse nightmare! (And it doesn't do much for the environment, either)

15. A reporter expresses his opinions..and not just in his reporting.

16. Groupthink IS freedom -- freedom from having to think, anyway. Here is a socially acceptable form of discrimination and stereotyping for the left...and yet they believe that they are actually the "compassionate" ones and everyone else is "hate-filled". Sigh.

17. Short attention span. Typical for a dictator.

18. All you ever wanted to know about the Amish "raw milk" cartel.

19. Paranoia to the max. What is the matter with the brains of these people?

20. Guess what? Now you can donate your virginity to science!

21. Everyone wants to be a legislator these days, I guess. There may well be some interesting unintended consequences from this decision....

22. Either the Census Bureau can't add; or maybe the results are from a poll?

23. Geek vs Nerd. I didn't know there was a difference! Learn something new every day.

24. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Both things can be true.

25. They don't hate us...they hate Canada.

24. Fab flab not bad for dad. Life is unfair and women are oppressed!!!

25. Passive food aggression.

26. Dubai Does Dallas.

27. I sing the student body electric!

Carnival of the Insanities can also be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival and at the BlogCarnival.

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