Sunday, July 30, 2006

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. An "Infidel Doctor of Insanity"? That sounds familiar. But I can help him with a job.... At least I'm not one of those "neo-conservatives and American extremism ("millennial" or end-time Christians and Zionist zealots). " From hysteria to paranoia.

2. Move along, nothing to see here. CNN does it again.

3. Secrets the media will keep! More evidence of the MSM decline.

4. Did the Post ever run an op-ed by Slobodan Milosevic to "broaden" its readers' thinking?

5. Southern X-posure... And desperately narcissistic grandmas. (Feminists all growed up?)

6. Kofi's koffin.You might think that the UN Human Rights body had important issues to focus on. You would be wrong.

7. The Middle East's got talent!

8. A perfect example of the Sociopathic Selflessness that characterizes today's left.

9. There's "psychic ability"; and then there's "psychic disabililty". So why not put it to good use? And more thoughts on the subject.

10. Yeahhhhhh! Four more years....of Howard Dean!

11. Oh no! Bush has set off an epidemic of groping!

12. Not another hunger strike! How's that other one doing, I wonder?

13. It's a strange confluence of not wanting to be noticed and dying for attention. Well, maybe not.

14. Whatever this guy did, don't do it.

15. Straight from mewling and puking to whining and bitching. That's harsh.

16. And he couldn't use his influence to save her career? He really is evil.

17. Don't put words in his pants. It's already pretty crowded in there. I didn't know Clinton was British!

18. She's going to be a presidential bust in so many ways. Case in point. And another. But she is entitled to her cleavage.

19. ACLU urges proportionate response?

20. No fries with that sheikh, please. Watch your language with these guys, or else.

21. I don't think I could speak to the validity of this counseling technique, either. Maybe one of the dogs could?

22. Top 10 ways to destroy the earth. The top 10 ways to end your career!

23. Some things just don't go well together.... Kids don't go well with fanaticism either -- it makes their brains pudding.

24. Knee-jerk opposition to national defense.

25. How to get your war covered on TV: A guide for dummies.


Carnival of the Insanities can also be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival and at the BlogCarnival.

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