Sunday, March 16, 2008

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry
**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Lion love..it's the real thing!

2. Sheesh! Everybody seems to think they're a shrink these days....

3. Eliot Spitzer explained. Are you a spitzer?

4. Ho No! Whore-ible ordeal! But even the john got a movie deal out of it!

5. You go girl! It's not often you get a case where there's someone in the room with a higher hourly rate than the lawyers. Hotties with assets clearly don't need get rich schemes. Her mother is very very proud. But she's still expected to resign.

6. Of course, it's all Bush's fault--who else?

7. Iran's client #9. BWAHAHA...There's a 'sinister connection' indeed, but not quite what Al-Ahram had in mind. Meanwhile, in Venezuela, Hugo is shocked, SHOCKED that terrorists are in his country!

8. Did most of the media even read the report? Why bother? The return of the “Yeah, But” narrative in war reportage. Terroristss have poor sanitary habits? Who knew? Their dietary inclinations aren't too good either. Not to mention their family relations.

9. There was a cease-fire? When did the Paleos cease firing?

10. The "pitch". Well, isn't this cozy? Obey, or else?

11. 'Please Let an Old Black Man Have His Anger in the Privacy of His Church'--at least he isn't a Branch Dividian! You might have guessed this was coming

12. A really bad investment, even for a Democrat. In steps the Democrat's 'crack suicide squad'... The MSM to the rescue! Oh dear, they're shooting each other, how sad.

13. Suggestions for the Florida write-in ballot!

14. In praise of meaty women. The fashion burka is an oxymoron.

15. Nobel Laureate emerges from cocoon to see this ! Now the environmentalists are coming after porkbusters!

16. Actually, no information is private anymore. We are all French now. Attention, pedophiles--this is for you. And this is for all those porn-deprived monks out there.

17. When you have a university whose first response to unwanted speech is to try to ban it and punish students who take part, it's a bigger problem. At least one intellectual has a miracle recovery.

18. Only suspended? What's the world coming to?

19. Sing along with me: Oh Denny Boy...

20. Popeye Doyle or Olive Doyle?

21. He comes to bury homeschooling, not to praise it....

22. Still recovering from the latest leap forward?

23. Book spamming for the Lord.

24. If you die, he'll kill you.

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