Friday, March 07, 2008

BATTLE HYMN OF THE OBAMA

Amid discussion about whether BHO is the Messiah or not, here's a little hymn for Barack Obama supporters....

Their eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Barack;
He'll be trouncing on both Hill and Bill till they ain't bouncin' back;
He hath loosed his fearful rhetoric of hope for Joe Six-pack;
His truthiness marches on!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truthiness marches on.

They have watched Him in the reruns of a hundred lame debates
When He smiles they swoon and when he blows his nose how He relates!
You can sense his substance clearly in the mood that He creates;
His words go on and on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His words go on and on.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall always call retreat;
He is fearless in his certainty we must embrace defeat;
Oh, be swift, thou moonbat infidels to kiss his holy feet;
Your God is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Your God is marching on.

Like the king of kings Barack Hussein was born across the sea,
With a chance to win the White House and restore democracy;
He'll get rid of Bush and Clinton and we'll finally be free!
When He's elected Prez.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! When He's elected Prez.

Now don't ask them what He's ever done to get to where He's at;
They don't worry 'bout that Rezko stuff-- He is so much more than that;
As for ringing phones at 3 AM, He always likes to chat!
He'll bring us hope and change!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! He'll bring us hope and change!


UPDATE: A cartoon by Eric Allie says it all:

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