CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Degenerate mass murderers of children somehow think calling us capitalists is some sort of insult. I wonder who they take their cue from ?

2. It's fun to blame the Jews--it's that same old double standard.

3. The mullahs of love. Oh, you meant those engineers.

4. It's war, comrades! Nevermind. He doesn't help the poor either. Don't you love it when a plan finally comes together?

5. The video that fulfills Obama's promises. Pick a new, middle name for him! Join the Rezkorama--or is that off-limits in discussing The Messiah too? The audacity of losers?

6. Depends on what your definition of "mainstream" is, doesn't it? Just another job Americans won't do.... and some advice from John Kerry about looking like a dork...

7. Do what this person suggests...or join the Democratic Party and learn to feint--or be inscrutable! It's not just well-aged beef...it's rotten.

8. Somebody should answer that damn phone--and we know who!

9. Power failure? Whoops! Clearly, an apology was not enough.

10. A whole latte talent and a whole latte more.

11. Sheesh! Just tell him goodbye. The essential difference between male and female!

12. The roar of the gyno-saur (sour?) This is your brain on Hillary! Sexual predator? The essential difference between a Clinton and someone who has nothing to hide.

13. We're just so00 mean. Clearly we are the suckers we've been waiting for! Diversity is job one! Hill and Barack of the Casbah (is it too un-PC to say that?).

14. An escalating war...but the military become more and more PC. Waiting around for respect from people who don’t respect themselves is a fool’s errand. Even judges get into the dissing act.

15. Hey! It's only a game! Compare the doodles and you'll see how much Hollywood has deteriorated! California ticky tacky.

16. The colon who came in from the cold.

17. Every kid wants one of these. It's a toy with a twist! I mean, what contemporary kid wouldn’t want this fine, fun-filled example of a failing bureaucracy in an ever-growing fascist state?

18. Daylight Savings Time: A really really bad idea.

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