TRUELY, MADLY

Absolutely insane. But what else can you expect from the United Nations and Kofi?

Time to update the old song:

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SECRETARY GENERAL

Kofi:
I am the very model of a Secretary-General,
I specialize in matters both nefarious and criminal,
I know the heads of every state, preferring those inimical
to all the freedom-loving institutions democratical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters philosophical,
And letting Iran have their nukes is definitely practical;
The mullahs have some lovely plans that they've discussed with the EU
No matter now what happens next, we all can simply blame the Jew

ENTIRE UN:
No matter now what happens next, we all can simply blame the Jew!
No matter now what happens next, we all can simply blame the Jew!
No matter now what happens next, we all can simply blame the Jew!

KOFI:
I'm very good at making statements quite ridiculous;
And when it comes to Iran you can never be too credulous;
In short, in matters both nefarious and criminal,
I am the very model of a Secretary General.

ENTIRE UN:
In short, in matters both nefarious and criminal,
He is the very model of a Secretary General!

KOFI:
In fact, when I know what is meant by "integrity" and "honesty",
When I can mumble all my lies with obvious sincerity,
And keep the free world all locked up in its myopathy,
And when I know precisely what they mean by my "psychopathy";
When progress has been made in treating antisocial personality,
When I know more of leadership than Mahmoud knows reality--
In short, when I've a smattering of elementary common sense,
This Secretary General will figure out a strong defense.

ENTIRE UN:
This Secretary General will figure out a strong defense!
This Secretary General will figure out a strong defense!
This Secretary General will figure out a strong defense!

KOFI:
I stand up for dictatorships through slyness and duplicity,
And so I can support Iran by way of sheer complacency;
Because, in matters both nefarious and criminal,
I am the very model of a Secretary General!

ENTIRE UN:
But still, in matters both nefarious and criminal,
He is the very model of Secretary General!