Sunday, September 23, 2007

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.

**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Incontrovertible Proof of the existence of a just and decent God--who also has a great sense of humor.

2, I read the news today, oh boy... Israel's problems are solved! Olmert as Ed Norton?

3. How about deus ex gubernatio ? Your tax $$ at work.

4. Sculpture under the veil.....Oh goody! A skydiving fatwa! Maybe the skydiving instructor was breastfeeding?

5. Take that, Naomi Klein, friend to Hezbollah and enemy to logic! Unleashing the 'mind' of Naomi Klein....

6. Infidel warrior babes VS suicidal jihadi janes....I know who I want to come out on top.

7. TANSTAAFL...Bag?

8. TWO BIG 'IF'S': If Osama were a piece of ass.... and, If Moveon.org existed 65 years ago....

9. Is "The Ballad of Elian Gonzalez" one of the tunes? Did he write the song? What might have been. Barry Manilow, barely man enough.

10. Hsocking Hsu Secrets Revealed! At the intersection of vanity and liberalism...heeeerrrre's Hillary! I did not have sex with that woman!

11. Istead of merging his pic with Jack Sparrow's, I propose it be merged with the pirate on the left. Then he can enter this specialized therapy.

12. Remember, zombies are ALWAYS serious stuff, folks!

13. Mama, don't let your sons grow up to be tasered. Don't let them grow up to be murtha'd, either. Where did he go wrong? At least he made it to the show!

14. And this is not "phony war hero syndrome"; it's "phony psychopathic military killer syndrome". At least the "psychopathic" part is really him.

15. Darwinian theorists would support the "shoot first, ask questions later" way of dealing with this sort of stupidity. And this is an excellent way to insure all your genetic material is eliminated from history. Good thing, too.

16. A conversation between the President of Iran and the President of Columbia. It explains a lot.


17. Reply to a concerned citizen. Reply to a "progressive" college president. Connecting the dots.

18. Smashing Moore's pork rinds. Somebody's gotta do it...for both his sake and ours !

19. Anal bleaching? Perhaps you better think before you ink...

20. Damn, damn, DAMN this storm!!!!! Oh the humanity....

21. Bulletproof Monk.

22. The game is good, but the contestents are idiots. The hemline theory of Wall Street performance.

23. mailto:F@* COUPLES THERAPY ...Amazing orgies and other spam haikus!
24. Happy Birthday


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