YES WE HAVE NO URANIUM

(Sung to the tune of "Yes We Have No Bananas" )

There's a fruitcake in Iran
It has a lot of nuts;
He's a very crazy man
No if's, or and's, or but's.
When you ask him anything, his answer's just the same.
He's obsessed with all the Jews; it's always them he blames
He'll tell you:

"Yes, we have no uranium
So we will bomb Israel today!
We've rockets, and nukes
remote-controlled by kooks,
And soon we will blow them away.
I'm an old fashioned anti-semite--
The Nazis were exactly right--
And yes, we have no uranium,
But don't listen to anything I say!"

Allah speaks direct to him and Mahmoud said today,
"I'm going on a jihad--and I'm leaving right away.
What Hitler did in World War II--that was fun, I bet!"
Then Europe asked him to come clean or else they'd be upset.
All the mullahs said:

"Yes, we have no uranium
So we will bomb Israel today!
We've rockets, and nukes
remote-controlled by kooks,
And soon we will blow them away.
We like this old fashioned anti-semite--
Hitler was exactly right--
And yes, we have no uranium,
But don't listen to anything we say!"