American Pie - Democrat Style

Don McLean's American Pie is #18 on a list of Top 100 Rock Songs. I was prompted to look it up when I heard it for the first time in years the other day. And, of course, I just couldn't resist stealing shamelessly from the lyrics and music to express my own feelings about the latest BS coming from the once great Democratic Party--specifically, their grandstanding, pretentious and unbelievably childish behavior since losing the election. Not to mention their unceasing and relentless attacks on the President.IMHO, the Democratic leadership has ceased to be the honorable opposition and have become irrelevant to the future of Freedom and America (if not an outright impediment). And in their honor.... (and with apologies to all!)

American Pie - The Democrat Version

A long, long time ago...I can still remember
How politicians used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my way
They'd all be certified some day
And, maybe, we'd be happy for a while.

But 9/11 made me shiver
With all the hate that was delivered.
Bad news on our doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.

I still remember that I cried
When I read about all those who died,
And something touched me deep inside,
The day those towers fell.

So bye-bye, all you Democrat guys
You let Michael Moore feed you,
All those burgers and fries.
And now you're all fatheads who believe all his lies,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise!

Did you vote against the war,
And do you have faith in Marxist lore,
If your feelings tell you so?
Do you believe in Liberty,
Can you trust what your eyes see,
Or will you say its evil to be free?

Well, I know that you just hate his guts
'cause Rather says that he's a putz.
You'd rather we weren't strong,
Than admit that you were wrong.

And now you wallow in the muck,
Just showing you don't give a fuck.
But I knew those sheiks were out of luck
The day the towers fell.

So bye-bye, all you Democrat guys,
You let Michael Moore feed you
All those burgers and fries.
And now you're all fatheads who believe all his lies,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise!

Now for three years we've been fighting back,
But you just give our soldiers flack,
And that's not how it ought to be.
When the media distort the news,
And Kofi Annan blames the Jews,
In a voice that echoes strangely of the past.

Oh, and while Saddam was looking down,
The Bushman stole his thorny crown.
the Left just went berserk;
Cause they thought he was a jerk.
And while Susan re-read a books on rape,
Osama went and made a tape,
And superman--he donned his cape,
The day the towers fell.

And if you think we will vote for you,
You need to learn a thing or two,
And tell us just what you would do,
When you're not afraid to open up your eyes.

So bye-bye, all you Democrat guys,
You let Michael Moore feed you
All those burgers and fries.
And now you're all fatheads who believe all his lies,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise,
And think Hollywood is home to the wise!