Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Who's In Charge? Dr. Evil or Mini-Me?

Well, we now know from the recent anti-terror successes around the world that the insane clown Bin Laden plans a major political assasination sometime soon. Allah, of course, has some odds on who it might be, and funny as his post is, it is just unbelievable to me that this cretinous caveman is able to sit in his dark underground hideout and direct events in the world. It reminds me of all those James Bond movies with the megalomaniacs and their detailed plans for world domination (where is Bond when you really need him? Or Austin Powers, for that matter?). And just like Dr. No and Ernst Blofeld, Goldfinger, and Dr. Evil, et al; Bin Laden--for all his religious pretensions (I don't see him doing any personal suicide bombing--that's for the lowly minions)--is out for world domination. Some people think Bin Laden is dead and has been since the Afghanistan campaign (I want to believe this, and the lack of video of him supports this). But even if he were dead, its obviously in the interest of these Islamic nutcases to try to pretend he's alive. It is possible that instead of being controlled by Dr. Evil, Al Qaeda is now run by Mini-Me. Whatever. We can hope that Life imitates Art and that the unbalanced megalomaniac of our time enjoys the martyrdom he so richly deserves. Soon.

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