CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. You don't see this kind of sportsmanship much anymore....certainly not in the game of politics!

2. Presenting the mascot of Jihad A&M (Assassination & Martyrdom?) University...and the Palestinian Police ForceFarce.

3. There are all sorts of terrorist ties....but they don't like the Burberry plaid ones. They prefer terrorist chic or young terrorist chic.

4. Now here's an unusual dilemma you don't see very often. I shall go pop a few of these pills instead of commenting and let the multiculti, PC types figure it out.

5. Pacifascists among us. Not to mention the neo-marxist fascists: Channeling Hugo Chavez? Or is she stupid all on her own? Get lost, losers.

6. Insensitive, but he makes a really good point :)

7. Just a tad fascist. "Leadership" means finding out what other countries want from America and then doing it! Now that's big-time change. Does it sound like anybody you know?

8. It takes little courage or brains to join any mob. A perfect example. Myths busted.

9. Speaking of myths, where in the world is Mohammed al-Dura?

10. Uh-oh...shouldn't have said that out loud....There are stupid, insensitive gaffes; then there are 'Obama gaffes', which are refered to as his 'foreign policy', i.e., "The Chat" between a hairy munchkin and a rube. Or, maybe it will go this way.

11. Dances with Mullahs would be a great name; or, perhaps, Divorced from Reality ?

12. A greater danger to free societies than a cheerfully straightforward hater? I think so.

13. One is fighting for freedom and the other is intent on preventing freedom...I guess for some it's hard to tell which is which. So we lose a city or two, so what?

14. Hope. Change. White Guilt. Perfect campaign slogan. Maybe the Hope should be Hype and he should become a relationship counselor?

15. Scientology is a cult? Well, here's another one, even more fanatic. No one, NO ONE, can be permitted to criticize the Demo-god.

16. Consider the price of gas and how much the Democrats are costing us. Oh, and forget the pursuit of happiness, too.

17. A Separate but equal flipflop.

18. Even aliens have given up on Britain! Piss on them.

19. Venn diagram despair! It's ok, not everyone can be brilliant or scientific about such things.

20. Don't know much about poetry; Don't know much geography...Bet you didn't know this about Indiana Jones, either.

21. Beat the heat! How to make your vacation more interesting.... The root of all evil.

22. Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bedpost overnight? And, are bananas doomed?

23. Very fortunate for some of us--the way this research is being interpreted! :)

24. Have an awesome BBQ this Memorial Day!

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