CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Do you ever just want to kick some a** ?

2. Beware the Nakba Dwarf! Shit...it's always Israel's fault.

3. First Germany, then France, Germany and now Britain ! Looks like the Bush revolution is spreading!!! Or, at least a conservative one... Temper, temper!

4. Bush says the J-word! They'll get him for that. Doesn't he know we're not allowed to say that?

5. A close variant of BDS, but feminized. Oh dear....a really unfortunate choice!

6. Outpinked! OutFoxed! Hey, but they're the nutroots...what do you expect? What a dick (and I mean that in the most loving way possible).

7. The Empire Strikes Barack! Meanwhile, the ewoks celebrate all across the forest moon of Endor.

8. A far cry from "Obama Girl"--but it cuts both ways! Absolutely Perfect for the Democratic convention! She called it more than a month before it happened!

9. Installation art? Performance art? I'd say that "art" has a real identity crisis and needs to reframe its message, perhaps?

10. The banality of sedition. Why isn't communism dead? Because morons like this suck up to them.

11. An 'immigant vagina'? Is that like a 'wandering uterus'?

12. Well, so do lawyers.

13. This is the best argument to end animal research I have ever come across--definitely an unintended consequence! Plants have more dignity--they just silently scream.

14. Three little words...and they make economists swoon! Hey dude, where's my recession? Chicken Little Alert!

15. Be prepared, I always say! Especially for handles on the inside of bathroom doors...

16. Following in the carbon footprints of Al Gore! Which should be pretty easy according to this article.... Global warming, global cooling...the true believers don't care.

17. The fecal juggernaut... but at least it worked as advertised. This one ushered in cholesterol hell!

18. Pet TV peeves.

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