CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Yeah, yeah... Death to everyone. What a sick sick culture. And they won't be happy until everyone submits or is dead.

2. And they have the gall to suggest that anyone who opposes their brutality "stirs hatred." Utter insanity.

3. So you've got to wonder why our schools are so intent on teaching how wonderful this culture is. Indoctrinate U...a must see (hat tip: Larwyn).

4. Global Peace Dingbats--check out what #1 is up to here. As for Syria. You gotta wonder what planet do these people live on? Good riddance to bad rubbish.

5. There is no such thing as the war on terror. Damn you, BushRove ! All terror plots are just Bush constructs....

6. What's wrong with this picture?

7. And these pictures are sooooo right..ok, wrong....but definitely worth more than a 1000 words!

8. Let me get this straight. Is there anyone who wasn't involved? And, oh yes, what's going on in Venezuela is NO DIFFERENT than what the evil BushHitler has done here. Yeah right.

9. Official campaign slogan? Why am I not surprised? Any "victim" who refuses to play their role and vote Democrat is of no use to them. Science that doesn't prove what they want it to prove is clearly not acceptable.

10. Footprints in the sand, Gore version. He's just too good for us....But we all must do our share to prevent global warming!

11. The satanic weapon used to enslave man is ...INTELLECTUAL THOUGHT --so sayeth the reincarnated Jesus. Well, he got that right.

12. Artist or ape? Lady or tramp? Doctor or executioner?

13. Be a clown! And speaking of clowns...here's some helpful assistance for John Edwards if he decides to answer Azzam the American.

14. ESPN does mental sports...who knew?

15. Diamonds are a ghoul's best friend. Now gout that out!

16. Oh yes, let's criminalize napping. Imagine waking up....

17. Truly, insight is a wonderful thing.

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