Well, this clinches it. If it's up to an Islamic cleric, I'm going to hell.
But, if they don't play soccer (or baseball, for that matter) in heaven, why would anyone want to take up residence there?
If you aren't watching the FIFA World Cup games (the first US game is on Monday) you are really missing something great. Trinidad-Tobago in its first ever World Cup game were heavily favored to lose bigtime to Sweden. But they didn't, they tied 0-0; and the goalkeeper was the star of the game.
Did I mention that the Boo is an outstanding goalkeeper? It's the same position I played when I was in college and semi-pro during med school.