THEY'RE THE DEMOCRATS !

Wow! Four and a half years since 9/11, and the Democrats have finally decided to get serious!

What's their plan to get OBL? It seems they are likely to invade...Pakistan!

I shouldn't make fun of them, though.... Well, OK. I should--with the help of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.

THEY"RE THE DEMOCRATS!

We're the Democrats and we're OK!
We're tough and smart and we plan all day.

MSM:
They're the Democrats and they're okay.
They're tough and smart and they plan all day.

REID, BOXER, ET AL:
We read a speech. We eat our lunch.
We go back to committee.
On Wednesdays we fight terror
From sea to shining sea.

MSM:
They read a speech. They eat their lunch.
They go back to committee.
On Wednesdays they fight terror
From sea to shining sea!

They're the Democrats and they're okay.
They're tough and smart and they plan all day.

REID, BOXER, ET AL:
We pass big bills and lots of wind
And don't support the war.
We want to get Osama
But can't quite figure out what for?!

MSM:
They pass big bills and lots of wind
And don't support the war.
They want to get Osama
But can't quite figure out what for?!

But, they're the Democrats and they're okay.
They're tough and smart and they plan all day.

REID, BOXER, ET AL:
We speak tough words, we have big thoughts
Someday we'll have a clue
We have a new direction,
We just don't know where to!

MSM:
They speak tough words, they have big thoughts
Someday they'll have a clue.... wait a minute!

[voices talking]
What's this? They still haven't realized we're in a war?! Oh, My!
And we thought you were so rugged! Wimps!...[singing]

They're the Democrats and they're so slow
We were attacked some years ago.
They finally want to get old OBL
Now isn't that just really swell?