IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A WIMP

Never let it be said that Dr. Sanity is not "with it". Although she does not particularly like rap much, she believes that its glorification at the Academy Awards now brings it into the mainstream (and if we're lucky, that by itself will lead to its ultimate demise). As mainstream music, however, it is thus fair game to use for purposes of mocking them that must be mocked.

Thus, she presents a new, improved (and PG-Rated) version of the Jordan Houston ("Juicy Jay"), Cedric Coleman ("Freysier Boy") and Paul Beauregard ("Deejay Paul") rap. In honor of the distinguished Harry Reid. It is not one of my better efforts, perhaps, but what have I got to work with here?


IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A WIMP

You know it's hard out here for a wimp (you ain't knowin)
When he's dancin like a Soros pimp (you ain't knowin)
All the principles and vote money spent (you ain't knowin)
Just to let a lot of lunatics vent (you ain't knowin)

In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the House
Its my job however no matter what to grouse
How we love to play the lefty game even tho' it ain't the same
As when Bill did the Oval Office; just this po' mouse
Done seen Joseph rant, done seen Chuckie lie
Done seen Nancy, Ted and Barbara cry
I've sucked up the big bucks, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to fightin' Bush
And the outrage du jour always gives me such a rush
I'm tryin to be a leader but it's hard fo' a wimp
'Cuz it takes balls and I already walk with a moral limp, yeah

You know it's hard out here for a wimp (you ain't knowin)
When he's dancin'like a Soros pimp (you ain't knowin)
All the principles and vote money spent (you ain't knowin)
Just to let a lot of lunatics vent (you ain't knowin)

Man it seems like I gotta skimp integrity everyday
Don't ya know that honesty just gets in the way
Cuz the Party line is all, and this is my call
Datamining for Dems is great; but the NSA has got to wait
We do what we must, we're the Democrat martyrs
A Party of Clintons and President Carters
Man these voters think we do thangs, but we just follow polls
We got no ideas or plans ain't full of holes
We're just against whatever Bush is for
You cue the media then release Hill and Gore
That's the way politics goes, gotta keep strictly pimpin
Gotta hustle the left, and channel my wimpin, yeah

You know it's hard out here for a wimp (you ain't knowin)
When he's actin' like a Soros pimp (you ain't knowin)
All the principles and vote money spent (you ain't knowin)
Just to let a lot of lunatics vent (you ain't knowin)

UPDATE: STOP the ACLU is having a "Pimp Your Blog" Party! Feel free to join the fun.