
1. Oh. I thought they were desperate to get inside the place for some bizarre reason. Headline envy. I like that.
2. Even dead he has more class than these people. Or these.
3. Noise? How about NICOTINE?
4. A whitewash? No, really? How can that be? Martha spent time in jail for a lot less, but then she's just a businesswoman.
5. This could really be bad for some newspapers.
6. What about an interview in the afterlife?
7. Payback?
8. I wondered why he didn't show up.
9. I'll bet he was upset. Too f***ing bad.
10. The Caped Crusader?
11. UN says the UN is harming the UN. Hard to believe, isn't it?
12. Jeez. Get a life. (to quote William Shatner).
13. I couldn't resist this one! (It's a joke, but even I thought it could be true at first).
14. Are you older than this? Take this test to see.
15. Not the usual way to renew your license.
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