Sunday, February 24, 2008

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry
**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.


REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Hu's on first?

2. Happy National Insanity Day! We celebrate on this blog every day!


3. Who could be on the short list to replace him? The real reason he retired! Soon he will meet his ideological maker, and they can be dance together . But, we all must be kind to him, musn't we?

4. GWB, zombiekiller! And much more, too.

5. Maybe he should have stuck with art...or drawn some Mohammed cartoons? Madness!

6. The little country that could! The sharia suffragettes stand up! Fighting against those who are absolutely ruthless about their desire for a kinder, gentler world.

7. The tragedy of OCS...donate now! Unplugged and nasally congested....an utter obama-nation! Committing obamacide? Maybe that's a bit much, but it is a loonar eclipse! Or, subtle sexism at least.


8. Easy to confuse the two? Little known facts about BHO.

9. At wit's end: a dickerfest; but too busy managing baseball to have time to manage national 9. security. Will a surge work or should she just keep "soldiering" on....


10. Soon we're going to need a completely new Diagnostic & Statistical Manual in Psychiatry just for the political left and their creative psychopathologies! Not to mention the technogeek disorders.

11. Democrats and the US Marines... [Gray] Lady in Red....the vanishing story....Do you see a pattern here?

12. If global warming caused the Muslim riots, then why isn't this plausible too? Put your money where your 'myth' is!

13. Have we forgotten that terrorism kills? Apparently some have. Shut up and keep digging.

14. Why the government shouldn't be in the health care business.

15. Google's freedom of speech. The mother of all pork projects and the mother of all hit pieces. Don't take it at face value!

16. For the first time he's proud to be an internet blogger! Liveblogging the [mostly] live bloggers liveblogging the debate.


17. The only way to be able to finish high school if you're a Palestinian.

18. Why tip? An embittered wife...children who lie; and a killer frog.


19. Always check your kid's homework.

20. Political neologisms! Leave a suggestion.

21. Hooray for the Italians! Meanwhile, Smilin' Bob ain't smiling any more....

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Carnival of the Insanities can also be found at The Truth Laid Bear's √úberCarnival and at the BlogCarnival.

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