Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.
**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.
REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!
1. A picture worth a million words.
2. Obviously they just disguise themselves as Christians and Jews when they win all those Nobel Prizes.... Two of the "[post]modern discoveries" they've made are (1) the most effective methods of blowing yourself up and killing as many people as possible in the process; and (2) the best ways to beat your wife. Goodness, if it weren't for their science, they'd all be living in caves...oh, wait! Even if you season it with special shit, it's LOL nonsense.
3. Now even the UN is a Zionist tool...the paranoia never stops! If it is safer in Israel than in Britain, then here's the reason why. Having become accustomed to living with Israel's freedom (and money), they don't want to have to live in a 'Palestinian' state reichlet.Ahhhh...the absolute hell that is Israel :)
4. Hey, don't worry, America, Israel is behind you!
5. A beauty contest fatwa? Don't these terrorists have women to oppress, children to teach hate to and innocent Americans and Israelis to blow up? Talk about an unbelievable sense of entitlement... I want my...I want my
6. Curse you!
7. Voice your support to end women's suffrage!
8. The blame game! Even her husband sees her as a victim! Blame someone else and sue! Have we lost all common sense? Well, yes. Just look who's running for President.
9. New findings from the Journal of Irreproducible Results--or a publication like it!
10. Sometimes you just need a little camouflage.... or some inspiration!
11. Sucked into the vortex of the great misconception !
12. Ruffling the royal feathers....leads to a new vagina monologue! A bit overwrought, indeed! Were they planning on keeping it secret throughout its run? Somebody really dislikes her a lot...
13. Meanwhile, here are some 'Ultimate Political Cage Matches'---caged Democrats and caged Republicans.
14. Fat cats and skinny Santas! What is the world coming to? It's being run by nit-wits. It's that Global Warming! It even makes Bambi mean and vicious.
15. It's ALL BUSH'S FAULT ! An example of 'American Cowboy Bonkerism' if there ever was one.
16. Must be an example of progressive Cuban medicine that Michael Moore missed. Living in a gangsta's paradise.
17. A new Olympic sport that combines all the excitement of team sports, shooting, and moving human targets!
18. Do you blog? You need professional help! Michael Jackson for Halloween? You need professional help! RRS? You need professional help! Ouch! Dropped organs are very painful.
19. How to become a "virtual bastard"! Definitely not a drug for "the long ride home"....Just charge it!
20. Just one financial shocker after another after another ! What's a COTI to do?
21. Channeling your 'inner European'!
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