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REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!
Oh yeah..a surefire way to end the war on terror...can you support it? Here are the rules: they get to kill with impunity and you get to keep on giving them electricity! Obviously, Israel must have lost the coin-flip.
An abject apology :) Gee, does this mean we're winning? The useful idiots don't care...BRING THEM HOME NOW! First it's the gravediggers, now it's the poor taxi drivers--both brand new victimhood constituencies for the Dems, I guess.
Perfect delusional paranoia...perfect schadenfreude. Perfect psychosis. Come on now, we all know whose fault everything is!
Incomprehensible foreign policy? How could that be? EXCLUSIVE! An advance copy of TNR's next cover!
Marxist Lennonist? It's a moral relativism sort of thing--a double-reverse chicken dove thing, in fact.
Getting to the bottom of the Roswell incident while Cheney spies on Kucinich from UFO! How dare they? There are limits to how much insanity even this guy will take. Boo!
He meant Osama....Or did he mean Obama? Ok, maybe he wouldn't....
The video John Edwards doesn't want you to see! Peter Paul and Hillary--sort of a catchy name for a song and dance group, isn't it?
No noose is good noose.
What the...? Introducing the "Playzombie Centerfold"! And a new kind of TV Star!\. Whatever you do, don't bring this girl home to meet your mother!
Bullschip! Axis of Evil Cookbook? I made an Axis of Evil Fruitcake once. Suck up to a tyrant for fun and profit! But who has the best butts? Buttvertising?
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil....? Oh, perhaps it was a gift ?
In baseball, there's always hope! The other red socks.
Great taste, more filling? Why the government should control our lives. Someone should list the most common 15 white lies told by politicians....but maybe those wouldn't be so innocent or harmless?
Do bosses really nead their own national holiday? Don't let the ummm...monkeys...grind you down.
Dark matter in space, astronaut poop, and the wonderfulness of science!
Well, I'm certainly glad I won't live to see this! I mean we have trouble predicting the weather, but predicting something like this is a piece of cake.
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