CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.

**NOTE: I am now getting many more submissions than I can possibly include in the weekly Carnival. Please don't be offended if your submission is not used (oh, okay, be as offended as you like) as it only means that for a variety of reasons I wasn't able to fit it into the "flow" as I put together each Carnival.

REMEMBER, THERE ARE SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. The insanity of Hitler's legacy continues...

2. A headline worthy of Scrappleface. Alas, poor Yorick!

3. Art imitates life? Or more money than taste?

4. File this under the heading, Too Little, Too Late. No wonder they call it the Holy Land. The Pope as human torch.

5. Clinging to their delusions to the last. Whatever will they do when Bush is out of office? There's always GDS...but copycat Krugman is off-base-- no one's ever compared Gore to Hitler; or even said that he's worse than OBL etc. etc. Only that he's a very useful idiot, a braggart, and a loser. Now is that deranged...or simply perceptive?

6. Now this is BDS of the really deranged variety; and this ; and even a rebuke doesn't change what she really believes.

7. Speaking of delusional. Speaking of deranged. Speaking of useful idiots.

8. Be careful what you wish for!

9. Heh Heh Heh. The ball is in your court, Harry. Rush, The Reid Slayer! Talk is definitely cheap, so here's the ultimate global warming challenge...

10. Required testing for a job at the NY Times. Qualifications for an academic position in today's market.... Do they have education envy? I'm not surprised--check this out.

11. The Al Franken of Asia? Except that Al Franken isn't funny (or heroic).

12. Move East Jerusalem to Miami? What a great solution! Well, this is shocking news.... And here is a fantastic solution for another longstanding problem.

13. VladA'Jad? Definitely a bad date! Iran is not anyone's friend...not even its own. Remember, boys, soya is not your friend either and don't work for this company if you're an alpha male!

14. Never underestimate the therapeutic efficacy of cash.

15. You can black out from hunger several times while reading the article and not miss a thing! When more is not enough, you can take this pill--invented in NoKo, probably !

16. There's talking down to women and then there's talking down to women.... There's child abuse, then there's Palestinian child abuse.

17. Your first amendment rights begin (and apparently, end) here. Different cultures, different ways to protest medical care!

18. Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you! Lose weight by reading sensational novels! Or, by eating crap; or squirrel pancakes!

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