CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

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SO MANY INSANITIES AND SO LITTLE TIME!!!


1. There should definitely be a Committee for the Propogation of Just Desserts...

2. You dirty rat! It's Howdy Jihad Time! With your host "Resistance" Mickey brought to you by the peace-loving Palestinians and their elected officials.! I guess if Tom and Jerry can be "subliminal Zionist propaganda", then Mickey can be completely anti-civilization.

3. Behold the selflessness! The solution to their indoctrinated hate? Build a better mousetrap... because you can't count on Jack.

4. But Mohammed did it...that makes it ok, right? Perhaps it is even in the Koran ? Will there ever be an Arab Khrushchev?

5. yeah yeah yeah....it's always intensifiying, isn't it? If this is their goal, here's the manual.

6. A timely graduation address; Making someone think is considered harassment in today's academic world, where free inquiry is studiously discouraged (and punished).

7. It was a very good day indeed.

8. Too tired to be President? There's your run-of-the-mill, classic BDS and then there is BDS-by-proxy....I mean, the guy doesn't even care about white people! EVERYTHING is all his fault!

9. Absolutely scandalous! I think she needs to leave for the Grey Havens immediately - before the One Ring completely destroys her.

10. Follow-up on their assumptions? What? Are you nuts? That way they might discover they were wrong. Hey, the left is finally thinking [somewhat] logically! Just listening to the two shows should allow even the "reality-based" community to figure it out....but maybe not.

11. Moveon.org ? Great name. And a great posterboy for them! The moronity never ends! Who would have ever guessed that multipurpose butane lighters were flammable???

12. Incredibly good taste and politically correct sensitivity --by today's leftist standards anyway.

13. Confused penguins and confused French Fries !

14. Sarkozy the villian! Even Belgium's stock rises. The Agony and the Ecstasy.

15. There's a dark side to fuel efficiency? Junk email is more damaging to my environment at the moment! Time to deploy French troops? But where, precisely?

16. Sobering stories... some addictions are definitely more interesting than others.

17. Some would say that a mother's job (or a grandmother's) is all about embarassing her children

18. Mother's Day gifts...for Dad! Take me to your Mothership! Sometimes Ex-husbands aren't so bad.... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

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