Did you know that there are now 12 planets? Sort of.
Dymphna has instantly grasped the serious problem that arises from this earth-shattering change: we are going to have to update our mnemonic for remembering the names of the planets!
Meanwhile, on the outer edges of the social system, several new psychotic states have been identified orbiting erratically. They appear to be only loosely connected to the gravitational field generated by Reason; and experts anticipate they may soon slip into deep space and disappear forever. Most experts in this area agree that this could have a positive impact on restoring the balance of the Force {of Reason, anyway).
All very educated mothers think this would be a very good thing.
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