IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO

It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The t'ings dat yo' most
Likely read in de Post,
Dey ain't necessarily so.

Johnny Bolton is gruff, but oh my !
Johnny Bolton is gruff, but oh my !
He's such a straight shooter,
An' stands up to dose looters!
Johnny Bolton is gruff, but oh my !

Wadoo, zim bam boddle-oo,
Hoodle ah da wa da,
Scatty wah !
Oh yeah !...

Oh Wilson, he travelled to Niger,
Oh Wilson, he travelled to Niger,
An' his wife sent him over
Then he broke her cover!
Oh Wilson, he travelled to Niger.

Ol' Saddam was found in a hole.
Ol' Saddam was found in a hole.
He was once de leader--
A true bottom feeder,
Till he done got put in a hole.

Wadoo ...

Well, it ain't necessarily so
Well, it ain't necessarily so
Dey tells all you chillun
Dis country's a villun,
But it ain't necessarily so !

In order to get at what's true,
Dere's lots o' dat bias ta undo,
Don't ever believe anyt'ing dat yo read
An' just take dese newsfolk
As if dey's a big joke,
'Cuz when it bleeds it'll lede.

Billy Clinton he ruled for eight years,
Billy Clinton he ruled for eight years,
But all da time he was kissin',
He somehow kept missin',
Dat evil was risin' for years

I'm sayin' dese things just ta show,
It ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't necessarily ... so !

(Sorry, Mr. Gershwin!)