CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Dear Adorable Little Boy Who Makes Noise and Needs Attention! (hat tip: SC&A)

2. Dear Fellow Muslims, Please stone me, I'm an adulteress--I think.

3. Dear National Security Agency...

4. "Zionest George Bush tells Iran to go eat pork" (loose translation)

5. All we are saying is give surrender a chance !

6. Standing up to the bullies in the press (does that count as "speaking truth to power?")

7. I don't care either.

8. Favorite bumper sticker of the congressional elite. Speaking of Congress--any possibility that this pill could help them?

9. Culture of corruption on videotape. Is drunk legislating a crime?

10. Witness for the defense. Perhaps a bit unreliable?

11. Disappointment...but, guess who's racist by his own definition? Apparently this issue brings out the insane in everyone.

12. Nimrod of the week award. I'd call it political Munchausen's Syndrome.

13. I'm waiting for one of my delusional patients to tell me he isn't delusional--he's just "too far in front of the news cycle."

14. Musical taste is inexplicable? De gustabus non est disputandum...

15. Amnesty vs Bananas ; and Pondering vs Musing

16. A modest suggestion for Vincente Fox and Vladimir Putin... that will solve both their problems.

17. Crime in West Virginia is interesting.

Carnival of the Insanities can also be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival and at the BlogCarnival.

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