REAL CHRISTMAS
I'm dreaming of a real Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where we say the greeting,
at every meeting
And thumb our noses at Newdow.
I'm dreaming of a real Christmas
Not just a PC holiday
May your days be red and not blue
And may someone stop the ACLU
Play Music
CHRISTMAS WARS
Dashing through the courts
On a PC holiday
O'er the legal torts
Listening to lawyers bray
Lawsuits all around
Making spirits sink
What fun it is to sue and fuss and
Drive us all to drink
Oh, Christmas wars, Christmas wars
PC all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trash
A Christian holiday
Christmas wars, Christmas wars
PC all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trash
A Christian holiday
A day or two ago
I thought I'd go and shop
But when I reached the stores
My jaw it nearly dropped
Because of lawsuit fears
And not wanting to offend
Christ was gone from Christmas
When will this madness end?
Oh, Christmas wars, Christmas wars
PC all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trash
A Christian holiday
Christmas wars, Christmas wars
PC all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trash
A Christian holiday
Play Music
LET US SUE!
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
And making mischief is delightful,
And since we've nothing to do,
Let us sue! Let us sue! Let us sue!
This Christmas thing's not diverse enough,
And besides we are perverse enough
To impose our own point of view,
Let us sue! Let us sue! Let us sue!
When we finally get our way,
How we'll love all that secular bliss !
And you know at the end of the day,
That Christmas won't even be missed!
As our civilization's dying,
And religious folk are cying,
It's "Happy Holidays" to you,
Or we'll sue! Yes we'll sue! We will sue!
[NOTE: The Ceremony of Carols was inspired by this post here.
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