Three Little Lefty Blogs

It seems to Dr. Sanity that many of the key blogs that lean to the left have taken on the mantel of character assassinators and try their best to ruin the reputations of anyone who disagrees with them--like Brit Hume, Alan Greenspan, and a host of others too numerous to mention. Their task is a herculean one, since many many people think it is their own characters that require adjustment. For just one example, take a peek at this. It is a modest example of the kind of thing some of the Lefty blogs seem to delight in.

So in same juvenile spirit ,but with much more class, I offer the following Gilbert and Sullivan-inspired ditty. You, dear reader, get to pick which three Lefty blogs best fit the song!

(With abject apologies to the genius of Gilbert and Sullivan and their Mikado and for having the three little maids sink so low)



THREE LITTLE LEFTY BLOGS

Three little Lefty blogs are we
Vile as total jerks can be
Reveling in malicious glee
Three little Lefty blogs

Everyone is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
We are a joke that's just begun
Three little Lefty blogs

Three little blogs who, consciously
obfuscate the truth, you see
Freed from all integrity
Three little Lefty blogs
Three little Lefty blogs

One little blog is a snide dumb-dumb
Two little blogs, each one a bum
Three little blogs is the total sum
Three little Lefty blogs
Three little Lefty blogs

From three little blogs not a word that's true
Wondering who next to screw
Filled with hate-filled venom spew
Three little Lefty blogs
Three little Lefty blogs

Three little blogs who, consciously
obfuscate the truth, you see
Freed from all integrity
Three little Lefty blogs
Three little Lefty blogs !