Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Man of La Qaeda

Beautiful Atrocities presents JIHAD: THE MUSICAL

ACT I - MADRASSA

OVERTURE

Mohammed, a Muslim youth, arrives at Ye Olde Madrassa, run by lecherous cleric Rashid, who raps about how Muslims will slaughter all infidels

RASHID: Jihad on the Dance Floor

At night, madrassa boys compare extremely limited knowledge of girls

MADRASSA BOYS CHORUS LINE: 72 Virgin Stomp

Mohammed receives letter from sister Nasreen, who wonders what life is like outside of burqa.

NASREEN: A Little Scratchy Under Here

Robert Fisk, masochistic lefty journalist, is beaten up by madrassa boys, to his delight

FISK: I've Been a Bad, Bad Boy

Rashid dreams of chain of bargain basement madrassas to continue youth outreach

RASHID: Just Let Me Get My Hands on You

MADRASSA BOYS WET DREAM SEQUENCE, featuring burqa-clad can-can chorus


Go check out Acts II and III! Somebody needs to go an produce this play--I think Mel Brooks could do it (Springtime for Bin Laden in Afganistan, anyone?).

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