MR. CHANGE

(sung to the original 60's lyrics of the "Mr. Clean" commercial--see Youtube video below. Posted one mere week until the historic and holy day)


Mr. Change gets rid of war and hate;
Brings peace in just a minute;
Mr. Change will fix you whole life
And everyone that's in it.

He'll pay your bills and take your pills;
Unclog your drain and feel your pain;
He'll stop all wars and bailout cars;
Spread 'round your wealth; improve your health!

Mr. Change gets rid of war and hate;
And pays off every mortgage;
Mr. Change will pay for gasoline
And take out all your garbage!

Can he make you feel hope?
Sure he can if you're a dope!
Can he bring a Mideast peace?
Quick as you can say 'appease.'
Can he really heal the globe?
Right down to the last microbe!
Can he make the market fall?
Mr. Change will change it all!

Mr. Change gets rid of war and hate;
Brings peace in just a minute;
Mr. Change will fix you whole life
And everyone that's in it!

Mr. Change, Mr. Change, Mr. Change!