LITTLE LEFTISTS

(Written in honor of the multicultural, politcally correct side of the political spectrum; and sung to the tune of "Little Boxes")

Little leftists filled with righteousness,
Little moonbats very wacky
Little leftists, little moonbats,
Little leftists, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a red one and a rainbow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the young ones in the high schools
All go to the university,
And they all emerge as leftists,
Little leftists, all the same.
And there's feminists and journalists,
Of cultural diversity,
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all think just the same.

And they all quote from the same old script,
And enjoy postmodern rhetoric,
And have children muy intelligent,
Asking questions that are pertinent.
And the children all have self-esteem
And begin to follow their own dream
Then they go to the university,
To experience the diversity
And they end up as leftists
And they all act just the same.

And the boys all learn to hate themselves,
And the girls all learn to hate the boys
But they all embrace diversity
At their PC university
By thinking just the same
Little leftists, little leftists
Like to think and act the same

There's a green one and a pink one
And a red one and a rainbow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all talk just the same.