THE TRACKS OF HIS TEARS

(eat your heart out, Smokey)

People thought he was the life of the Party,
And so he ran for Prez in '04.
So convinced he was a smarty,
But he turned out to be a bore

[Even more than Gore]

Now take a good look at his face
You'll see there's lots of empty space;
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of his tears..

Since he lost he's been hopin' for another try
And lookin' for his magic hat
Although he's got her bucks
He's just plain out of luck
Cause all his Swift Boat tales fell flat..

Now take a good look at his face
You'll see there's lots of empty space;
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of his tears..

[He wants fame, but he's so lame]

He's always masquerading
And it's so damned degrading
Since he knows he should rule
Over all us silly fools;
His charm's a sham
He picked up in Vietnam..

So take a good look at his face
You'll see there's lots of empty space;
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of his tears....


Oh, and Roger Simon has some good insight on the whole tearful spectacle.