Sunday, January 28, 2007

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.

Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. You know you're in bad shape when you hope you are simply dumb and not perverse. And, speaking of perverse... anyone for a little cognitive dissonance?

2. You might be a blueneck...I mean a patriotic terrorist if....(fill in the blanks)

3. Is this how Howard Dean got his start?

4. Oh the humanity!! Sadly, this sentiment was a bit premature. He remains a completely self-serving idiot who has always stood with America's enemies. But, Republicans hope it's not too late for him to change his mind

5. Bottoms up! Undoubtedly this is a gesture of respect in Iran. He's clearly a guy who knows how to win friends and influence terrorize people. Have the people have spoken?

6. How men are different from women.

7. Men! It's never too early to prepare for Valentine's Day! Criteria to use when voting; and criteria to use when selecting a wife. Then there's child rearing tips.

8. Make sure your love life complies with state regulations and don't date that dental hygienist! And, keep those priorities straight!

10. A shark that looks like a penis. A guy who acted like a dickhead. And a blog that knows what it takes to get those search engine hits!

11. NASA's dream: to establish colonies on planet earth. Intelligent colonies.

12. Getting to snow you.... Global warming update!

13. Unmitigated paranoia -- Just what the Israelis don't need.

14. Perhaps we could interest the Jihadis in setting up shop in this paradise? They are very supportive of Islamic sensibilities. I wonder why they don't also ban the letter "X" ?

15. Yeah, well try telling the envious Marxists that. And, the French are beginning to realize that the economy of Iraq is better--much better--than their own. In fact, they have returned to the dark ages

16. Finally! American Auto manufacturers are ahead of the curve.

17. Fluffy and the Nigerian tuna scam.

18. Let us hope that in her verbal skills at least, she takes after her mother!

19. No whites need apply to the Congressional Black Caucus. Perhaps they need affirmative action? And don't question these guys' credentials, or else!

20. The "fish 'n flush" toilet. How to flush $299!

21. Nah...it couldn't be the cure. Live longer....go to prison!

22. Hollywood's latest blockbuster -- "Kill Hill"

23. Now I understand! It was Morse Code! Round 4 is about to begin in this boxing match.

24. Strangely uninteresting.


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