Kerry Kerry quite contrary
How does Theresa blow?
With silver spoons, and moonbat loons
And swiftboats all in a row
BILL AND HILL
Bill and Hill
Have had their fill
Of Monica Lewinsky
Hill has gone out on her own
And Bill hangs out with twinskis
FANCY NANCY
Fancy Nancy yogurt and cake
Has a smile you know is fake
When big boys come outside to play
Fancy Nancy skips away
A TEDDY A TUNNEY
A Teddy a Tunney, a KGB funny
What makes them be such flakes?
They used to kiss the communists
But now they kiss the sheiks
HARRY REID
Harry Reid could eat no pork
And said his plate was pure
Now watch him with that knife and fork
As he consumes some more
CINDY HAD A LITTLE SCAM
Cindy had a little scam
She fleeced the lefty minions
Everywhere that Cindy went
They yearned for her opinions
They followed her to Hugo's home
And heard some rants and cries
She's just another Hugo clone
Who wants the Nobel Prize
LITTLE BO DEAN
Little Bo Dean
Has lost his scream
And really wants to find it
Leave him alone
He's on the phone
He knows that Rove's behind it
LITTLE JACK MURTHA
Little Jack Murtha
Couldn't go further
He called the troops big meanies
He blurted it out
Then had to pout
Like all the lefty weanies
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