Sunday, November 26, 2006

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.

Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. Just in case you thought that bitter, angry losers would become less bitter and angry after winning one. And don't forget this bitter, angry loser who is also extraordinarily lame. Geez, always whining about something.

2. Gentrification?

3. Homer Simpson works in Iowa! Counting on the "beer goggle" effect?

4. This is Britain today. God help them. And a major silencing in Australia.

5. Granny bombs. But in some places this is cause to be proud. Evidence that Palestinian "culture" is terminally diseased. Make that Islamic "culture".

6. Oh yes. Here we go again. (UPDATE: well that lasted literally nanoseconds!) History always repeats its ugliest chapters.

7. Why doesn't she just go to one of the many fine Palestinian universities that the PA have built for her education?

8. But he meant no disrespect to their religion! Or their underwear. It's this religions outerwear I have no respect for.

9. Confusion on the left. Is there nothing that they won't deconstruct to undermine American culture? Their own myths are sacred and holy.

10. What's worse than a disillusioned magician? A gold-plated Mao maybe? Or a helplessly victimized Kerry (redundant, really)--the man is relentlessly narcissistic.

11. And, speaking of relentlessly narcissistic...check out the dating habits of the "ecosexuals." Now how are we going to have a global orgasm with that kind of thinking?

12. A Baker's dozin'

13. UN leaps into action in Lebanon. Maybe they should make a phone call? Meanwhile, a "flying pig" moment in Gaza.

14. Finally! An international organization willing to stand up and call Iran to account! (HINT: It is not the UN)

15. Really edgy stuff. But, porn works for Pandas. Maybe it will increase reproductive rates in Democrats, as they try to go global....

16. A journey from impotent anger to no longer caring. Does anyone care?

17. Colorado establishes diplomatic relations with Saudi Arabia; And Canada occupies Quebec - send in the UN!

18. Thanksgiving horror stories! More horror stories!

19. Brits tell fishing Poles to stop carping....really!

20. If the NY Times were a real newspaper.... but it's only a fantasy.

21. Now that the Democrats are back in power, see how quickly the economy turns around! Why just this past October, the American middle class was in dire straits.

22. Absolute moral authority? Or just another left-wing publicity hound?

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