CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity udate, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). Cartoon riots and Birdshot conspiracies abound. So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!

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1. Bring on the fatwah! (((:~}>

2. The near-impenetrable fortress of the Islamic Radical's brain. (hat tip: Dymphna via OBH)

3. A Muslim rave party? Or, learn to build Submission with LEGO's!

4. Mohammed supposes his toeses are roses - Mohammed supposes erroneously.

5. Sitcom situations for Mohammed! OK, this is the last Mohammed joke. But, you know they are so very in these days. And as long as the rioting and fatwas continue.... so will the joking.

6. Brokeback to the nth degree !

7. Multicultural train wreck.

8. Some people have too much time on their hands. Especially these people. And probably this one, too.

9. Something oral personalities would love to eat (ugh!) and something anal personalities like to do.

10. New Olympic winter sports! Did you know that Olympic Ski Jumping is too dangerous for women? It has been banned (no joke). And someone should clue in Bryant Gumbel about this.

11. Can you believe the insensitivity of this Administration? Meanwhile, all over America, liberals are disappearing in the middle of the night! That comes to about 20% of the population, I think.

12. Personally, I would consider this a good thing if I were talking to her. And a reader at The Corner makes an excellent point.

13. Close, but no Armegeddon.

14. The Birdshot Conspiracy! That Dick Cheney sure has a lot of nerve--how dare he do this?

15. If you thought this was funny, then I'm sure you will LOL at this ! And this. This causes a warp in the space-time continuum....

16. This is really funny - a Bush impersonator nails the caricature.

17. Abu Ghraib, the paintings? And when it comes to Abu Ghraib, nobody pushes the SMH around. Or all the other brave news media who reached deep into their hearts and found the courage sensitivity to publish not publish some silly Mohammed cartoons.

18. Some think he's hit bottom; and some are defending him.

19. A beautiful mind is a terrible thing to waste! I didn't know Krugman..er Kurgman's mind was that beautiful....

20. Students without honor. Someday they can build a monument to themselves.

21. A free analysis of your sexual persona via this inkblot test.

22. Unleashing the Dark Knight's fury on OBL! But nothing compared to unleashing the fury of a neo-neocon on the poor unsuspecting NY Times!

23. No talent for leadership. Who knew he had a talent for comedy?

24. They'll take away your driver's license if you do something illegal; but if you are in the country illegally they want to give you one. Go figure.

25. What’s a despotic, bankrupt, repressive Third World regime to do?

26. An uncharacteristically harsh review of Pink Panther. The new one.

27. Kolossal Kofi Konflicts.


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