Saddam, The Junk Food Junkie

I hear that Saddam Hussein still believes he is the president of Iraq, and that he will return to rule someday. Apparently, he is afraid of germs and washes his hands frequently. He is also addicted to Cheetohs, Doritos and likes Raisin Bran Crunch.

Fruit Loops are torture, though. We should be hearing from Amnesty International shortly.