Carnival of the Insanities

Time for the weekly insanity udate, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). Calling all bloggers! Be sure to send in your entries to the Carnival, which will be posted every Sunday. Entries need to be in by 8 pm on Saturday to make their way into the list that week. This week we have a record number of insanities thanks to all the submissions and the way the world turns. SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!

1. Oh, the HORROR! And there is MORE--whoops! But no outrage about this.. Here's the new dance (sounds like a dance, doesn't it?)

2. More groveling, but on a different subject.

3. NIETZSCHE WAS A SITH LORD? The master or the pupil?

4. Alien invaders from another planet! And I'm not talking about Tom Cruise.

5. When you experience it, you know for sure it is a kind of dementia.

6.Warrior-to-commander motivational letter delivered by hospice nurse.

7. "In the end, a good and respectful relationship between Australian and Indonesia is much more important than the fate of Schapelle Corby" --or is it?

8. Art for politic's sake. I'm waiting for a "Piss-Koran" by some outspoken, free-expressing artist.

9. An eggstra-ordinary job opportunity. Hurry, this one won't last.

10. Back in the old days, we use to call idiots like this poor loosers. But other descriptive terms come to mind.

11. A serious problem with Pajamas Media! I also want a company car.

12. An activity that's fun for the whole family! Getting body parts out of trees.

13. Oh. Right. It's all Bush's fault and will hurt him. Let's just admit it. BUSH IS TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING...

14. ...except for the UN. Someone else can take responsibility for them.

15. Remember Comrade Lenin's dictum!

16. Manolo would be proud--if it weren't for the Fatwa.

17. Oh look! Some more real art - of the performance kind.

18. Is that a cigar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see the reporters? (I couldn't resist)

19. I wonder what happens with Trust Potion #10?

20. The 10 Worst Album Covers of All Time. And here are the Worst Ice Cream Flavors of All Time.

21. Just a few educational insanities collected for your pleasure.

22. Hey, if that really worked, then maybe we should just refer to him as "Dr."?

23. Worse blog name of all time.

24. Now, here's a headline you won't see very often.

25. Canadians unable to step up to the task. (hat tip: Sigmund, Carl & Alfred)