IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM

(I was gonna apologize to Afroman, but he was high)


I was gonna clean up the mess that Bush left for me,
I was gonna fix everything cause I'm the new deity
But things are still all messed up, because you see,
- It's all about me; all about me; it's all about me!

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I was gonna go to Denmark and charm the IOC
I coulda talked about Chicago but I talked about me;
Now the Olympics are going to Rio far over the sea
- cause it's all about me, all about me, it's all about me....

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I was gonna talk to my Generals, but I was busy
I have loads of stuff that's higher priority
Like giving more campaign speeches on your TV
- and I talk about me; talk about me; I talk about me...

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I was gonna reform health care and make it all free,
I was gonna make all those doctors defer to me!
But I outsourced the job to Nancy Pelosi
- cause it don't bother me; don't bother me; don't bother me...

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I was gonna engage Iran to huddle with me
I was gonna make 'em understand that they can trust me
Now they're dropping bombs indiscriminately --
Guess they listened to me; listened to me; listened to me...

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I was gonna save the world and the people would see
As Secretary General they'd all turn to me
I'd heal the planet and lower the sea
- cause it's all about me; all about me; all about me

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

The messiah of hope and change, I can make you happy
It's the first post-racial Presidency-
Except that you're a racist if you don't agree
- cause it's all about me; all about me; it's all about me!

I was gonna be the best President I ever could be
I was gonna suck up to tyrants and make them love me
Cause I'm uniquely qualified to bash my country
- since it's all about me; all about me; all about me....

Da da dumb dumb dumb dumb....DUMB

UPDATE: It was suggested to me that I link to the original song by Afroman...so here it is in all its glory (and I linked it above, too).