CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES

Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities.

And, while you are in the Mood for Madness, click on the image of Siggy on the right to go directly to the Weekly Whackjob Awards!

Send all entries for next week's carnival to Dr. Sanity by 8 pm ET on Saturday for Sunday's Carnival. Only one post entry weekly per blogger, please. And you might read this before submitting an entry.

Thanks for all the submissions. I try to use as many as possible! SO MANY INSANITIES! SO LITTLE TIME!!!

1. So unbelievably stupid , even a caveman wouldn't do it ! (political incorrectness intended; sorry Geico).

2. The wonderfulness of socialism . But they can still consider themselves morally superior, I guess.

3. Islamic cross-dressing. It's a multipurpose garment! Kharnival of the Insanities Iranities!

4. Those omnipotent Elders of Zion have struck again! Meanwhile the peace-loving Palestinians use all their energy to create....explosives.

5. Houston, we have a problem! But they may be too busy emailing each other to address it? Fired! ...perhaps because of her expertise with diapers, she can get a job with this organization? (I'll bet you didn't know that it wasn't safe2P, did you?)

6. But, but, but... what about diversity? And is McDreamy is just another McOpportunist....?

7. DEPOTUS? Pelospolitik? Now she's into ritual sacrifice!

8. Shocked! Shocked! An undercover DNC operative? Makes perfect paranoid sense! Comic irony of rare clarity?

9. What some people will do to get the black vote! Or the Jewish vote. Or any vote really...it may not help your career, but you might get some votes from it. The Emperor's new clothes comes to mind.

10. You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy....

11. Do you need eroticism, fantasy and subtlety? Boomers prefer chocolate so when will the ads begin to exploit that reality?

12. Green sports? An inconvenient--but very profitable--truth... there's peer reviewed research, and then there's this secret basement lab ! Son of a Birch!

13. Yet another "number one cause" of global warming! And this is the weather story that's NOT topping the news. Maybe global warming is caused by cold weather?

14. If only we could put people in a "steel tube of truth"...it would save everyone a lot of trouble.

15. He must have been going to a sale. This guy was also seriously confused and took a number of wrong turns.

16. Tolerance through humor. With Israelis like these, who needs Arabs? With patriots like this, who needs enemies?

17. A fixed rule never to listen to music by living composers seems like a good idea

18. Scholastic insanity? Democratic insanity, or clever reverse psychology?

19. She's doing it "for the children", I assume?

20. Laugh, and the world laughs with you! Really.

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