(apologies to Tom Lehrer)
Oh, the Shia hate the Sunni,
And the Sunni hate the Shia.
But to blow up you and me-a
Is an old Quranic rule.
During Musim Brotherhood Week, Muslim Brotherhood Week,
Lebanon and Syria are dancing cheek to cheek.
Musims love to fatwa-tize
Those other sects that they despise,
And take turns burning down each other's mosques.
Oh, Muqtada hates the Baathists;
Muslim socialists hate Muslim fascists,
But during this week they're all pacifists
It's as Islamic as a suicide bomb!
During Muslim Brotherhood Week, Musim Brotherhood Week,
Tehran makes nice with Riyadh cause it's oh so very chic.
Kneel down and start to pray
With someone you'd prefer to flay;
You can be peaceful if you try.
Oh, Hamas will sleep with Fatah,
Persian or Arab will no longer matteh
They all have women they can batteh
And everyone can hate the Jews!
And during Muslim Brotherhood Week, Muslim Brotherhood Week,
It's Muslim Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to any Muslim who
Allah's decreed inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!