Just what I've been saying for some time now.
Pakistani intelligence first reported this in 2005, but the rumors of his inglorious demise began in 2004. Obviously it's been in the best interest of the jihadis to pretend he's really alive and build up a myth about him.
Either way, his soul has been dead for decades and he'll go down in history with some of the world's most famous perverts and sociopaths. I suspect that even Allah--assuming he is "just and merciful" as the Islamists claim he is--would surely spit in Bin Laden's face with sublime contempt.
And, speaking of sociopathy, be sure to read the post directly below this one.