SHIT HAPPENS

...especially in rigidly-controlled communist economies.

For religious perspective on this issue:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: If Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say: “Shit Happens”.
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock: “Shit Happens”.
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit.

and my contribution:

Communists/socialists: Glory to socialist republic! Shit happens, comrade!
Capitalists: Buy your toilet paper here! Sale! Stock up now!